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So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.
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Let’s file this under “I don’t know what the fuck this is but I like it.”
"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
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actually me flirting
But seriously I have a zillion bruises right now
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Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.
what rock group has four men that don’t sing
hahaha I get it
i dont get this joke ive seen it alot but i dont understand? someone explain plz
mount rushmore is a gigantic ROCK and theres 4 presidents that DONT SING :) you’re welcome
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